c/o Konstantino bracelet; Crystallized Vintage dress; Urban Outfitters headband; vintage & handcrafted jewelry
You know when you're in high school & dating that one guy & he finally takes you out somewhere real nice for dinner or gives you a piece of expensive jewelry (anything over $50 for me = expensive) & you get all excited until you realize "oh shit, he probably expects me to put out now" (come on, when you're 14, 15, 16 that shit's nerve-wracking). Well imagine my excitement when Madeline of Jean Greige gave me this way sweet $895 bracelet (HOLYYYYYFUCKKKKKKK!) from her work, Konstantino, & I totally didn't even have to put out. All of their pieces are designed & made in Greece.. just some 18k gold, sterling silver, & diamonds.. no big. Click HERE, HERE, HERE & HERE to see some of my other faves. The bar has clearly been raised now for any future prospective boyfriends, just as an fyi. Seriously though, I'm thinking about taking up prostitution so I can afford the fancy life-style I'd like to live. A few weeks ago I had a vip casting call to be on The Real World (why? I'm not sure.. that's just what I do with my life) & I was sitting next to a 19 year old boy who when asked what he did for a living said he was into legal prostitution & for a second I got really excited with the thought of all the things I could buy if I took up this occupation. But now thanks to Madeline & Konstantino, I own a classy piece of jewelry & I think for the time being I can put off hooking. Let's just hope this bracelet has some sort of insta-class booster magic for my personality because god knows I need it.
this post is absolutely fucking hilarious!!!! and im sorry i dissapointed you with the permed mullet......who knows what I'll do next!? hahaha can't wait for your next post. keep the highlariiouussness coming!!
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ashley <3
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OMG I almost peed myself laughing so hard! Girl, you need to be famous!
ReplyDeletewow amazing!!! no one sends things to me hahaha love your story about the dating...
ReplyDeletewow you are so lucky! that bracelet is to.die.for!!! <3
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helllllll yesssssss! you rule. that is all.
ReplyDeleteHaha you are amazing, lady friend. That bracelet looks killer on you -- I'm so happy to see you wearing it!
ReplyDeleteYou look amazing!
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Oh, dear. You look gorgeous. I love your style and this outfit is just really amazing. The headband gives it this special touch, and you take great photos.
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gorgeous :)
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Christine
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hahaha! brilliant post!
ReplyDeleteand thats an impressive piece of jewellery you've got there! I love the iron cross style detailing.
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So sweet, thank you. I absolutely love your jewels. Nice collection!!
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hot pink lipstick looks GREAT on you! love it!
ReplyDeleteWoow, love it! You look great too! Love the headband!
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love the head band and accessories!
ReplyDeleteThat is a really nice bracelet.
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Looks like we are now bracelet twinsies due to the unbelievable generosity of Madeline/Konstantino! Also, I can't believe I just now found your awesome/super hilarious blog, so yay for that. Love the vintage velvet frock thingy, btw.
ReplyDeleteamazing bracelet, i have my own jewelry line so it is so inspirational!
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lovely headband! <3
ReplyDeleteYou crack me up. I'm glad you didn't even have to put out. Madeline is cool like that. As for the real world... well that would be awkward, but I would watch. ESPECIALLY if the hooker guy is on it with you.
ReplyDeleteLOVELY!!!
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What a gorgeous bracelet. What you wrote is hilarious. Haha, I hope you get on the Real World. You'd be the most fashionable member ever.
ReplyDeleteThat barcelet is gorgeous! I also love your velvet dress :)
ReplyDeleteBeautiful. I love Konstantino jewelry.
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love the bracelets
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headband suits you x
ReplyDeletelucky you! i've totally considered prostituting after watching Secret Diary of a Call Girl haha (ok not really but...you get the idea)
ReplyDeletebtw that dress is way lush xx
u have a great blog love ur style! xxo
ReplyDeleteway too awesome!
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Hahahaha. So glad I found your blog.
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