c/o Konstantino bracelet; Crystallized Vintage dress; Urban Outfitters headband; vintage & handcrafted jewelry
You know when you're in high school & dating that one guy & he finally takes you out somewhere real nice for dinner or gives you a piece of expensive jewelry (anything over $50 for me = expensive) & you get all excited until you realize "oh shit, he probably expects me to put out now" (come on, when you're 14, 15, 16 that shit's nerve-wracking). Well imagine my excitement when Madeline of Jean Greige gave me this way sweet $895 bracelet (HOLYYYYYFUCKKKKKKK!) from her work, Konstantino, & I totally didn't even have to put out. All of their pieces are designed & made in Greece.. just some 18k gold, sterling silver, & diamonds.. no big. Click HERE, HERE, HERE & HERE to see some of my other faves. The bar has clearly been raised now for any future prospective boyfriends, just as an fyi. Seriously though, I'm thinking about taking up prostitution so I can afford the fancy life-style I'd like to live. A few weeks ago I had a vip casting call to be on The Real World (why? I'm not sure.. that's just what I do with my life) & I was sitting next to a 19 year old boy who when asked what he did for a living said he was into legal prostitution & for a second I got really excited with the thought of all the things I could buy if I took up this occupation. But now thanks to Madeline & Konstantino, I own a classy piece of jewelry & I think for the time being I can put off hooking. Let's just hope this bracelet has some sort of insta-class booster magic for my personality because god knows I need it.