March 20, 2013

shorty.

c/o LOVE dress;  Forever 21 jacket;  Jeffrey Campbell shoes

No, those aren't fluorescent lights, they're just my pale legs. If you follow me on Instagram, you've already seen this dress. If not, let me explain my dilemma.. this dress is really effing short. & just because I like to rock grandma style every now & again don't mistake me for a prude. I'm all about short bottoms & dresses. But guys, I was literally having vagina slips every time I moved. I mean I wore it anyway, but I'm just sayin'.

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Posted by devorelebeaumonstre. at 1:18 PM

74 comments:

  1. Trina | TrinawearsMarch 20, 2013 at 1:29 PM

    I wish I found a jacket like that at F21, it's so pretty!

    ♥
    trinawears.blogspot.com | nyc style blog

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  2. UnknownMarch 20, 2013 at 1:42 PM

    very awesome and intense


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  3. Amy N.March 20, 2013 at 1:45 PM

    I want your hair!

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  4. EleanorMarch 20, 2013 at 1:48 PM

    I've been eyeing up one of these LOVE dresses for a long time, and I think I'll have to buy one now. It looks so gorgeous on you!
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  5. Melissa dvMarch 20, 2013 at 2:01 PM

    it looks very short indeed! but it is also very pretty x

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  6. UnknownMarch 20, 2013 at 2:01 PM

    soooo cute!!!

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  7. UnknownMarch 20, 2013 at 2:04 PM

    wow amazing :3

    xx

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  8. UnknownMarch 20, 2013 at 2:05 PM

    omg !! i love this look !! it's amazing
    Milca
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  9. mnkiugubkMarch 20, 2013 at 2:47 PM

    love the shoes!

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  10. JackyMarch 20, 2013 at 3:12 PM

    the dress is so cute! really suits you <3

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  11. Isa MachadoMarch 20, 2013 at 3:20 PM

    You look fantastic! ;)

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  12. AnonymousMarch 20, 2013 at 3:21 PM

    very simple and cute outfit, i love it

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  13. Anne AntMarch 20, 2013 at 3:35 PM

    looking great, as always! ~~~

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  14. LauraMarch 20, 2013 at 4:03 PM

    Goodness, you look great! xoxo

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  15. parfum lolita lempickaMarch 20, 2013 at 4:25 PM

    looking so beautiful so nice outfit
    Parfum pas cher.

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  16. AnonymousMarch 20, 2013 at 4:53 PM

    You look great! I wish I could wear that right now but everywhere I look I see snow..

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  17. Denysia YuMarch 20, 2013 at 5:02 PM

    I love your outfit! If the dress is too short, maybe a pair of leggings or shorts would help?

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  18. UnknownMarch 20, 2013 at 5:06 PM

    Love the outfit, you look gorgeous

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  19. FASHION SNAGMarch 20, 2013 at 5:09 PM

    It happens to me too. I try to wear these bike shorts they sell on Shopbop for $25 and it helps. I still feel weird though, but I like short dresses.

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  20. EMarch 20, 2013 at 5:11 PM

    I'm so happy to introduce the phrase 'vagina slips' into my vocabulary. Sincerely, thank you. Anyway, this dress is beautiful, and you are looking fantastic as ever!

    Emily Wears Things
    xx

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  21. Julie SmithMarch 20, 2013 at 5:13 PM

    I love your jacket!

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  22. Stephanie Harrison March 20, 2013 at 5:27 PM

    vagina slips & porcelain skin, makes a pretty f'n good outfit if you ask me!
    ♥

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  23. LinaMarch 20, 2013 at 6:07 PM

    omg such cool colours!

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  24. Paige RhianneMarch 20, 2013 at 6:14 PM

    Ah that made me laugh! Gorgeous photos and your pale legs look amazing! x

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  25. SoapiUkMarch 20, 2013 at 6:31 PM

    haha what a post! pale legs don't matter! :) xx

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  26. Panty BunsMarch 20, 2013 at 7:08 PM

    Pretty Love Long Sleeve Wrap Dressdress, and cute clothes you have at Shop My Closet I've seen much shorter dresses on the runways - some that are designed to let the underwear be part of the outfit. Ke$ha's recent pretty floral lace lingerie outfit in las Vegas didn't bother with a dress at all (just the lingerie).

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    1. Panty BunsMarch 30, 2013 at 10:41 AM

      P.S.: That was thoughtless of me mentioning Ke$ha and failing to mention Lady Gaga, Mother Monster and queen of the universe! I did mention her briefsly (sorry about the pun) in a number of my earlier blog posts at http://www.full-brief-panties.blogspot.com/. She has been an inspiration, helping me with the courage to posting my own male-modeled customer lingerie reviews of full brief panties.

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  27. LauraMarch 20, 2013 at 7:13 PM

    LOVE the shoes!

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  28. thehonorableMissDecafMarch 20, 2013 at 8:38 PM

    Your nose ring makes everything you wear look so stinkin cool.

    I'm really feeling the shoes. I don't think I've ever seen the chunky boot-heels in that color before; it's quite awesome :)

    love,
    a.

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  29. UnknownMarch 20, 2013 at 8:47 PM

    LOL

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  30. Otro blog fashionMarch 20, 2013 at 8:57 PM

    so stunning!

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  31. UnknownMarch 20, 2013 at 10:50 PM

    you have a crucifix coming outta ya head, never mind the vag slip, i'd be more worried about the cross. ;)

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  32. SophieMarch 20, 2013 at 11:47 PM

    Love the whole punk/rock of this outfit... Well, the skirt is perhaps a little short, but who cares, it looks good!
    Love,
    S

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  33. CristinaMarch 21, 2013 at 2:03 AM

    Love this black jacket!!!

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  34. UnknownMarch 21, 2013 at 4:09 AM

    gorgeous long hair!

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  35. TajfunMarch 21, 2013 at 7:11 AM

    You have amazing hair!

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  36. AnonymousMarch 21, 2013 at 7:41 AM

    OMG! very awesome and intense


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  37. CindyMarch 21, 2013 at 8:24 AM

    Seriously love this look and you are gorgeous!

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  38. PiiaMarch 21, 2013 at 8:52 AM

    Supershort but gorgeous.

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  39. good times toraMarch 21, 2013 at 8:52 AM

    vagina slips.....TEE HEE HEE

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  40. HannindromeMarch 21, 2013 at 9:13 AM

    I have the petrol green version of this dress. Top tip, don't wear if it's windy out. Unless you like letting it all hang out, that is :) Hannah x

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  41. JadeMarch 21, 2013 at 9:38 AM

    Love, love, love this outfit!

    You look lovely! :)

    Jade xx

    www.fairytalekiss.co.uk

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  42. Levi (tlnique)March 21, 2013 at 12:36 PM

    Nice look, love your style it's so different from others! :)

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  43. UnknownMarch 21, 2013 at 1:05 PM

    I love all your outfits, they're so well put together xx

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  44. AnonymousMarch 21, 2013 at 1:10 PM

    Lovely outfit!

    -Vogue&Heels
    vogueandheels.com

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  45. AllyMarch 21, 2013 at 3:15 PM

    aww beauty ;)
    i love the shoes!

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  46. Mónica - Mes Voyages à Paris Style BlogMarch 21, 2013 at 4:56 PM

    Amazing JC!!!
    xx
    M.
    MESVOYAGES A PARIS STYLE BLOG

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  47. RimiMarch 21, 2013 at 5:12 PM

    I wish it was warm enough here to be wearing coochie-cutter dresses...it's just too darn cold!

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  48. Christina MarieMarch 21, 2013 at 5:57 PM

    You look great! Pale or not. haha.

    xx
    www.naturally-christina.blogspot.com

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  49. Oroma Roxella RukevweMarch 21, 2013 at 6:07 PM

    hahaha they're still pretty great legs though! Love that dress <3


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  50. UnknownMarch 22, 2013 at 10:51 AM

    my legs are way paler than yours so dont worry :)

    looking cool

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  51. UnknownMarch 22, 2013 at 1:23 PM

    You are beautiful :)

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  52. KarolinaMarch 22, 2013 at 2:02 PM

    wow, i love your blog!

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  53. JodieMarch 22, 2013 at 4:29 PM

    You look great including your legs :)

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  54. AnonymousMarch 22, 2013 at 5:03 PM

    Great, really. :)

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  55. AnonymousMarch 22, 2013 at 6:55 PM

    love all your outfits!! very unique <3
    xoxo, laura

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  56. mademoiselle créativeMarch 23, 2013 at 6:29 AM

    Wow, I love this outfit! :) But I guess, I had worn some tights against the cold outside. :*

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  57. JoyceMarch 23, 2013 at 6:50 AM

    i love the dress on you. black is one of my fav colors to wear recently :)

    Joyce @carouselstreet.com

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  58. Sonya Ann KMarch 23, 2013 at 10:28 AM

    COOL!!!
    I love this look ;)

    xoxo

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  59. Mademoiselle MargaritaMarch 23, 2013 at 2:32 PM

    I love the shoes!

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  60. DakotaMarch 24, 2013 at 9:55 AM

    I love your shoes!

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  61. bartekpilawskiMarch 24, 2013 at 6:29 PM

    woooooow amazing!!! <3

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  62. AnonymousMarch 24, 2013 at 6:35 PM

    I really like your style and love JC shoes.
    xoxo

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  63. JessicaMarch 25, 2013 at 1:58 AM

    hahah i think we all look like that over the winter!

    Jessica
    www.jumpintopuddles.com

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  64. Bego HudgensMarch 25, 2013 at 5:20 AM

    So cool!! Love the litas!! Xo

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  65. Bego HudgensMarch 25, 2013 at 5:21 AM

    So cool!! Love the litas!! Xo

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  66. UnknownMarch 25, 2013 at 10:53 AM

    LOve your hair style!!! :-) You look great!!!

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  67. MairaAndDianaMarch 25, 2013 at 3:37 PM

    Love your style!
    The fit perfect for this outfit <3

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  68. KristinaMarch 26, 2013 at 7:09 AM

    wow you are beautiful !

    would you like to follow each other on bloglovin ?
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  69. UnknownMarch 27, 2013 at 10:23 AM

    As a fellow pale lady, I love this look! I have embraced being pale after realising the sun just avoids me!

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  70. Pardon My FashionMarch 28, 2013 at 11:46 AM

    VAGINA SLIPS!!! LOLOLOL...love you for that. Adorbz dress.

    xoxo
    www.PardonMyFashion.com

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  71. ion dumitrescuApril 5, 2013 at 11:02 AM

    great blog!
    nic photos

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  72. AnonymousApril 7, 2013 at 6:43 PM

    Just got myself the same litas! Love this outfit :)

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  73. Alexis MDMay 9, 2013 at 8:16 PM

    That second photo is boss. You look great!




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