Introducing the most perfect piece of jewelry to ever exist. Don't think for a second I didn't consider all my options on how to possess this little gem. Including the selling of my organs. Unfortunately the people who buy organs are really picky & don't want my whiskey-tainted parts. Speaking of picky, did you know that if you're a dude who wants to sell sperm you have to be a certain height? So if you're under 5'7" they're just like "Sorry! We don't want any!". Sperm aside, I need this necklace.
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