August 8, 2012

jewelry I'd sell organs for.


Introducing the most perfect piece of jewelry to ever exist. Don't think for a second I didn't consider all my options on how to possess this little gem. Including the selling of my organs. Unfortunately the people who buy organs are really picky & don't want my whiskey-tainted parts. Speaking of picky, did you know that if you're a dude who wants to sell sperm you have to be a certain height? So if you're under 5'7" they're just like "Sorry! We don't want any!". Sperm aside, I need this necklace.

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40 comments:

  1. Wow, I would definitely sell an organ for that!

    Courtney ~ http://sartorialsidelines.com

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  2. Haha, that necklace is amazing.

    xx lauren
    http://slowburnfastburn.com

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  3. no joke. i'd do the same. i LOVE this necklace and i've admired it on every blog i've seen.
    xo
    n

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  4. Too pretty!

    http://golddustk.blogspot.co.uk/

    xx

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  5. Wow is that really true? What if someone came in wanting some jockey spawn. Weird.

    Also, beautiful necklace.

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  6. this necklace is beautiful

    http://www.passionnanteetpassionnee.com/

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  7. love it!

    http://staers-blog.blogspot.com.es/

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  8. I agree, it's absoluteky stunning, I'd also sell my organs :-) Nice blog, are we following each other? Cheers

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  9. hahaha you're funny :D but seriously if I could I would sell my organs for a few fashion items.

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  10. Nice post! very funny! xx
    www.blazereblush.com

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  11. What?? Maybe some women want short kids?? As if shorts guys didn't get knocked enough haha
    You could so make this necklace, you should try it!
    Margief
    X

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  12. amazing necklace!!!

    http://steph-g.blogspot.com/

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  13. gorgeous necklace!
    you have a great blog!

    lots of kisses

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  14. This is one of the most beautiful collar pieces I have seen to date. I love that it's not perfectly symmetrical in the use of embellishments and color. It's a little reminiscent of the American flag to me. Don't you think?
    Cheers from my whisky ridden organs to yours!

    http://dejafashion.blogspot.com
    x x

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  15. Hahaha, I guess the people buying sperm don't want short kids. If they're paying for it they want the best of the best. Love that necklace, it's gorgeous.

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  16. Aw, poor spermies! That necklace is amazeballs! x

    http://that-bird.blogspot.co.uk/

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  17. wow it's amazing jewerlly <3
    http://coeursdefoxes.blogspot.com/

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  18. Wow. Definitely organ selling jewellery!

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  19. Lmao!!! The sperm fun fact was hilarious
    The necklace is gorgeous though

    ~Sherine
    Stop by and say HI!
    Confessions Of A City Girl 

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  20. Cool!!!

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    https://www.facebook.com/lapetiterobenoire.ale

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  21. This is sooo gorgeous !!
    LOve it!

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  22. Love it!!!
    www.ida-margaux.blogspot.com

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  23. I guess that only aplies in that part of the world LOL I'm mexico thats the common height

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  24. Fuck, those are awesome!

    x Sarah
    www.fuckyeahfashionn.blogspot.com

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  25. omg, I love this piece.. I've been looking for an amazing collar necklace.. great taste =D I'm following you as well! Can't wait to read more... I'll make sure to participate in your giveaway later tonight!

    http://sensiblestylista.blogspot.com

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